I am here to bust all the misconceptions, and give you the down and dirty on early symptoms of pregnancy.
So anyone can tell you what the “early symptoms of pregnancy” are. The problem is all of them are just as likely to be PMS . The funniest part is, they actually tell you before hand that the symptoms you experience may not be related to pregnancy at all, or you may not experience any of them at (which I didn’t).
On american pregnancy’s website before they even give you the list they say “Understanding the signs and symptoms of pregnancy is important because each symptom may be related to something other than pregnancy…. For other women, pregnancy symptoms may develop over a few weeks or may not be present at all.”
So what are they really trying to say.
“Don’t even bother reading this article cause it won’t help you in the least, in the same amount of time you can go get yourself a pregnancy test and take it, or better yet wait 9 months and see if a baby comes out. We are just writing this down because we are paid to do it, and you googled us”.
I will tell you the only symptom I had and it is one that if you are reading this, it is likely that you do too… a nagging voice inside your head says that you might be pregnant. The truth is you and your body know better than any blog or website does. Trust yourself, don’t waist your time and get a pregnancy test, then bother reading what baby center says and then you can learn what is to come (or not!)
MellyS
A thirty something happily (unless he didn’t take out the garbage) married mother of a 15 month old boy who gives me a reason to get out of bed in the morning (or else he keeps crying!). If you enjoyed this and want to hear my experience with early symptoms of pregnancy, come visit me on
http://earlysymptomsofpregnancy.blogspot.com
more to come are:
“Help, my husband won’t ask for directions because he thinks there is a roadmap on my chest”
“is that guy seriously whistling at me, doesn’t he know I look like the girl who turns into a blueberry in Willy Wonka”
“Come on admit, your newborn is ugly”
Tags: humor, pregnancy, pregnancy humor